This guy just can’t get a break.  He just wants to go around beating up bad guys and evil robots and he has to deal with a nagging princess who just wants to spend his coins.  The lesson of this game is let someone else deal with the drama queens and fight ninjas like a real man!

(via Geeks are Sexy)

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I remember playing that game on the original Gameboy.  You know the one with a green screen that was the size of a brick.  I never beat it cause it was crazy hard.  This rap is awesome for three reasons: 1) Awesome rapping B) Finally lets me find out how the game ends C) points out how horrible those guys who pretend to be the princess are! You never knew how many levels there were so you didn’t know if it was the real princess and it never was.  Dicks.

(via Geekologie)